Weekend Magazine: Public School Education

Friday, May 4, 2012

Brookview Elementary School

Rockford, Illinois

7:30 A.M.

Muffins 

For 

Moms.

8:15 A.M.

An 

Earth 

Day 

Carol.

9:00 A.M.

Preparation

for the

Reading 

Day 

Parade.

The value of a public school education.

Weekend Magazine: The Mall Parking Lot.

I told you to write down the location.

Weekend Magazine: What I Meant To Say...

If candidates were forced to use these, 

would they speak in a candid manner?

Weekend Magazine: Rare Creature.

Humped-back Tortoise.

Weekend Magazine: Passover Edition.

source: Wikipedia

This is the bread of affliction...

...and this is the cure.

Weekend Magazine: Clarity Is Key.

In retrospect, using "a big thick gold chain" as an example of swag was a too imprecise representation of what I hoped to receive.

Weekend Magazine: May? Flowers.

March 24, 2012

I don't know if my (wife's) tulips blooming in the third week of March is a good thing or bad thing. 

Either way, I'm just going to enjoy the blooming tulips.

Weekend Magazine: Summer Fashion.

The one shirt EVERYBODY will be wearing this summer.

Weekend Magazine: Phineas and Ferb Edition.

Phineas: "Hey Ferb, what should we call today's episode?"

Ferb: "Why, Pretzel Logic, of course."

Weekend Magazine: Little Boxes.

When builders attempt to build as many houses as possible, as cheaply as possible, these are the results.

There is a movement afoot to educate as many children as possible as cheaply as possible.

Any predictions about the results?

Weekend Magazine: Clarification Needed?

Oasis, DesPlaines, IL

Was there concern that users would be confused by liquid waste vs. solid waste or by #1 vs. #2?

Weekend Magazine: Swedish Rat Maze.

source: Wikipedia

Scandinavian for stuff nobody will buy in Europe.

Weekend Magazine: Editing Matters.

source:point-spreads.com

 

 

"Eli Manning, You've just won your 2nd Super Bowl in 5 years. What are you doing next?"
      "I'm going to Disney World.", and the next sentence was left out. "Of course, I've been in Indianapolis for a week so any place will feel like Disney World."

Weekend Magazine: Words With Friends

What is the game called 

when played with a spouse?

Weekend Magazine: What's In A Name?

  Opening Soon,

Pearl Harbor Sushi.

Weekend Magazine: Deli Doubletalk.

It's best to think worst,

When your wurst is the best.

Please feel free to suggest alternative captions in the comments.

Weekend Magazine: Lost In Translation.

Kobe Steakhouse, Algonquin, IL

I said I wanted a Bud Lite.

Weekend Magazine: In The Lap Of Luxury

For Gracie the Wonder Beagle,

any lap is the lap of luxury.

Weekend Magazine: Happy New Year.

soruce: freesongscenter.blogspot.com

And so, it begins again.

Weekend Magazine: Seasons Greetings.

source: Clker.com
'nuff said.