Drivers, Haiku Rhymes With...

Yield at roundabout.

I drive like an old lady,

Guy behind me honks.

 

Next guy zips around.

I stay unconcerned and safe.

Y'all have a nice day.

5 Great Blogging Tips, In Use.

Can you identify the tips mentioned in the title? Answers are at the bottom.

Five Syllables

Blogging should be fun.

Seven Syllables

If not, go do something else.

Five Syllables

Like 

writing Haiku.

How many tips in use did you find? Did you find any tips I didn't list?

˙ʎuoʇouoɯ pᴉoʌɐ oʇ ǝƮʎʇs ʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ɐ uᴉ ʇsod

˙ǝƮqᴉssod ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ɐ ǝpnƮɔuI

˙ʇsod ǝɥʇ ɟo ʞooƮ ǝɥʇ ʎɹɐʌ oʇ sɓuᴉpɐǝɥqns ǝsᑎ

˙ʇuᴉod ǝɥʇ oʇ puɐ ʇɹoɥs ǝƮʇᴉʇ ǝɥʇ dǝǝ丬

˙ǝƮʇᴉʇ ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɹǝqɯnu ɐ ǝsᑎ

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